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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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