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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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