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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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