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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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