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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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