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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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