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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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