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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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