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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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