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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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