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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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