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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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