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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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