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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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