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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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