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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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