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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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