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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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