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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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