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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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