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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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