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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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