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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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