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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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