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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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