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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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