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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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