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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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