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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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