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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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