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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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