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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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