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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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