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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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