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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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