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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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