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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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