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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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