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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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