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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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