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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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