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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bilbo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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