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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Misty eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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