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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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