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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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