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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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