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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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