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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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