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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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