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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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