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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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