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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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