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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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