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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tilly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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