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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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