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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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