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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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