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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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