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Pet death
My
mother-in-law
had their beloved pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Rosie
eaten by
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a rhinoceros 🦏
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a crocodile 🐊
a cow 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
a pufferfish 🐡
a hyena 🐺
a turkey 🦃
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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