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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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