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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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