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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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