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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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