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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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