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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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