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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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