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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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