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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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