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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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