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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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